Opportunity to be Hot Dog Ambassador - Really?

By Gazette Staff

May 22nd, 2026

BURLINGTON, ON

The search for Ambassadors to represent the St. Louis’ Brand of hot dogs is proving to be a highly competitive (and deeply disturbing) process.

Forget your traditional resume; applicants’ experience has included eating hot dogs boiled, microwaved, slathered in whipped cream, and in one tragic case, blended. We’ve received everything from hot dog tattoo pics to videos of candidates straight up eating hot dogs, and our most seasoned applicant thus far boasts an incredulous 40 years of hot-dog-eating experience.

St. Louis Bar & Grill will now serve up a new staple: mouth-watering, beef and chicken hot dogs, officially coming to menus on June 2nd.

Until May 31st, you can taste test these glorious, premium dogs, all-you-can-eat for just $14.99—or, level up to loaded AYCE dogs for just $5.00 more and choose from any of the following each round:

The Pickle Dog: A crunchy combination of crispy pickle coins and diced pickles, drizzled with St. Louis’ infamous Garlic Dill sauce—a pickle lover’s dream!

A fully-loaded dog, smothered in signature St. Louis-style chili and perfectly balanced with a kick of classic yellow mustard.

The Chili Dog: A fully-loaded dog, smothered in signature St. Louis-style chili and perfectly balanced with a kick of classic yellow mustard.

The Supreme Dog: This loaded behemoth features a decadent blanket of queso cheese, seasoned nacho beef, fresh pico de gallo, and a fiery finish of fresh jalapeño rings.

Calling on experienced hot dog lovers.  A nationwide hunt for Brand AmbassaDOGs—a prestigious new “position” whose primary responsibility involves wearing a massive frankfurter suit in public.

This is a prestigious and slightly ridiculous role that involves wearing a branded hot dog costume in public in exchange for a $149.99 gift card, equivalent to ten “shifts” of All-You-Can-Eat Premium Hot Dogs.

If you have a seasoned ability to handle extreme condiments and a passion for premium wieners, this could be the career pivot you have been waiting for.

It’s looking like a slow news day – this is just about all there was early in the day.