Art in Action line up to be announced early October – pre-tour exhibit opens Oct 4th.

By Pepper Parr

BURLINGTON, ON  September 19, 2012   It’s one of those events you need to plan for and to note it on your calender.  The annual Burlington Art in Action tour which takes place the weekend of November 3rd and 4th this year.

One of the better studio tours in the province. If art matters to you – don’t miss this event.

The Art in Action people will be announcing the line up early in October and we will tell you all you need to know.  Today, we just want to give you a heads up.

Great event.  Last year we spent a full day going from studio to studio and met some really neat people, saw some art that interested us.  Watched artists sell their work to people who were just beginning to collect art.

Note the dates.

 

 

 

 

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It was for the COZ – they were all members of Team Casey, walking their talk and being there as part of his extended family.

Part 4 of a 4 part Terry Fox Run photo essay.

By Pepper Parr

BURLINGTON, ON  September 17, 2012  It was for the COZ – there were close to 200 people wearing the small piece of paper that read Team Casey.

There were T-shirts, several handmade creations that said they were there to support Casey Cosgrove as he battles cancer.

Parts of Team Cosgrove

As Deb Tymstra was having the walkers get into the line in front of the starting gate – someone had Team Casey at the other side of the starting gate.  There were so many Team Casey people that the walkers couldn’t get started until the Team Casey people were out of the way.  So Deb Tymstra put them through a warm up exercise given by the Cedar spring ladies.  Eventually, the photo shoot was done and the Team Casey people worked themselves into the walking line and Don Pace did the –  Get Ready, Get Set and Go call.

The Team Casey members were easily recognized. Besides being the biggest group they were probably the noisiest as well. There was never any doubt when a team member crossed the finish line.

They were walking for Casey Cosgrove and along the way appreciating who he was and what he has done for his community.  They thought about the really funny stuff that pops up on his Facebook page and they wondered as well about how much Terry Fox has done for cancer research.

It is cancer research breakthroughs that offer Casey the hope and the opportunity to beat the cancer he battles.  Casey is quite open about his struggle.  He has good days and bad days – but he has hundreds of friends to support him.

Part of bearing the load. Top two members of Team Cosgrove

Terry Fox brought the same robust attitude to his situation: he refused to regard himself as disabled, and would not allow anyone to pity him, telling a Toronto radio station that he found life more “rewarding and challenging” since he had lost his leg.  His feat helped redefine Canadian views of disability and the inclusion of the disabled in society. Fox’s actions increased the visibility of people with disabilities, and in addition influenced the attitudes of those with disabilities, by showing them disability portrayed in a positive light.  Rick Hansen commented that the run challenged society to focus on ability rather than disability. “What was perceived as a limitation became a great opportunity. People with disabilities started looking at things differently. They came away with huge pride”, he wrote.

Two members of Team Casey giving it that final push.

Casey Cosgrove has taught thousands how to deal with health adversity.  Some disabled people are made to feel like failures if they haven’t done something extraordinary.  Casey is just an ordinary guy doing his best and giving just as much as he is getting.

One of Fox’s earliest supporters was Isadore Sharp, founder of the Four Seasons Hotels. Sharp had lost his own son to cancer and offered Fox and his companions free accommodation at his hotels.  He donated $10,000 and challenged 999 other businesses to do the same.   Sharp also proposed an annual fundraising run in Fox’s name. Fox agreed, but insisted that the runs be non-competitive. There were to be no winners or losers, and anyone who participated could run, walk or ride.  Sharp faced opposition to the project. The Cancer Society feared that a fall run would detract from its traditional April campaigns, while other charities believed that an additional fundraiser would leave less money for their causes.  Sharp persisted, and he, the Four Seasons Hotels and the Fox family organized the first Terry Fox Run on September 13, 1981.

Some members of Team Cosgrove made their own sweaters. One of those has to be used in the Spiral submission for the Performing arts Centre if that submission is chosen.

Over 300,000 people took part and raised $3.5 million in the first Terry Fox Run.  4000 of those dollars came from Burlington.

Schools across Canada were urged to join the second run, held on September 19, 1982, and now have their own   National School Run Day.  The runs, which raised over $20 million in its first six years, grew into an international event as over one million people in 60 countries took part in 1999, raising $15 million that year alone.

Last Sunday, in Burlington, more than 1000 people did the run – and 200 of them were there for Casey Cosgrove and the COZ.

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BurlingtonGreen pulls off a real coup – Jane Goodall to make day long presentations at BPAC.

 

Jane Goodall, renowned environmentalist will be in Burlington this week. Major coup for the BurlingtonGreen people and a day those attending her events will never forget.

By Pepper Parr

BURLINGTON, ON  September 17th, 2012  It is going to be a boffo week for the BurlingtonGreen crowd.

Dr. Jane Goodall is now in Canada; the BG’s are incredibly thrilled to have her first event presentation taking place right here in Burlington on Wednesday, September 19 !

Goodall will be sharing fascinating stories from the field, her reflections on global conservation and hope for the future of the planet to both a daytime audience of 700 Halton youth attending our annual “Imprints” Youth event followed by a sold out evening event also taking place at the Burlington Performing Arts Centre.

Not only can ticket holders look forward to this rare opportunity to get inspired by this world renowned environmentalist and UN Messenger of Peace, but there will also be a variety of great opportunities to learn more about how individuals can get involved with and support the important work of both the Jane Goodall Institute and BurlingtonGreen.

There will be a raffle for a chance to win a hugely popular paddleboard courtesy of Mountain Equipment Co-op. There will be book signing by Dr. Goodall, eco-displays and a fast paced but awesome Eco (silent)Auction too ! Click here for a sneak peak of the amazing auction packages that have been creatively and thoughtfully compiled that event participants will have an opportunity to bid on and take home!

The evening will be the perfect opportunity to celebrate some of our greenest achievers in Burlington following Dr. Goodall’s message of how individuals can truly make a difference. A worthy recipient from each of our award categories(individual, school, child, group, youth & business) will have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join Dr. Goodall on stage to receive a special presentation – wow!

Clearly, the BurlingtonGreen people are excited – and they should be.  This is a major achievement on their part.  For those of you who didn’t manage to get tickets – stay tuned – we will tell you as much as we can about this really important visit.

 

 

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Burlington to close the month with a bit of a “barn burner” weekend. Mayor’s Gala and “roasting” Marvelous Mike – our MP.

By Pepper Parr

BURLINGTON, ON  September 11, 2012  Mayor Rick Goldring  finally gets his Cabaret off the planning Boards and onto the stage of the Burlington Performing Arts centre where both the Arrogant Worms and The Lighthouse will take to the stage.

The day before the Mayor does his thing Burlington’s Gordie Tapp of Hee Haw fame is going to MC A Laugh a Minute — The Mike Wallace Roast.

Wallace does know how to laugh and take a joke – expect him to be at his funniest while his colleagues roast him royally – with Gordie Tapp leading the crowd – it will be a riot.

The Wallace event, taking place Friday September 28,  is sponsored by the Burlington Federal Conservative Riding Association.  The guest list of roasters includes Halton Riding Conservative MP Lisa Raitt and Michael Chong, Tory MP for Wellington-Halton Hills.

Cocktails are at 6 p.m. with dinner at 7 p.m.

Mayor Goldring came up with the Gala idea some time ago and had to shift the dates but he is now ready to have the curtains of the Performing Arts Centre stage pulled back for an evening of entertainment, receptions and both live and silent auctions.  This might be your chance to get one of the Mayor’s election signs.

A variety show featuring special guests Lighthouse and The Arrogant Worms, along with some very talented local artists will make up what the Mayor says is “ sure to be an extraordinary evening”.

Lighthouse is a Canadian band whose music includes elements of rock, jazz, classical, and swing. They won Juno Awards for Best Canadian Group of the year in 1972, 1973 and 1974. Some of their hits include One Fine Morning, Sunny Days, Pretty Lady and Can You Feel It.

Featured performers at the Mayor’s Cabaret – the Arrogant Worms bring their music to the Performing Arts Centre.

The Arrogant Worms were formed in Kingston, Ontario and consist of Mike McCormick, Chris Patterson and Trevor Strong. Their musical comedy act has been played on three continents to crowds as large as 100,000 and they have sold more than 150,000 copies of their 12 albums. The Arrogant Worms have been described as “too much fun for their own good.”

Funds raised from this event will benefit The Burlington Performing Arts Centre. Tickets,  $150 with a tax receipt issued for $100 are on sale now at The Burlington Performing Arts Centre box office.

Dress code is polished casual; that’s a new one. In addition to the show, there will be pre- and post-show receptions and silent and live auctions.


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Now the public gets to say what it wants – artists models for BPAC site on view at the library.

By Pepper Parr

BURLINGTON, ON  September 11, 2012  After many months of keeping everything under wraps, Jeremy Freiburger finally opened the curtains and is letting the public see what the three Burlington judges have chosen as finalists for the public art that is going to stand in front of the Burlington Performing Arts Centre.

Burlington is slowly learning that if you want the public to buy into an idea – let them know what you are up to; ask their opinions and listen to what they have to say.

You can view models of the three finalists at the Central Public Library or see large photographs at City Hall and Tansley Woods – and that is about as far north as the public viewing will go.  Something for the city to look into – the people north of Upper Middle Road are just out of luck when it comes to knowing much about what goes on at city hall, unless they want to drive well outside their community

The currently unadorned Performing Arts Centre may soon get some public art.  The plans are to place the art in the small fore-court – shown in the right of this photograph.

Art is a very subjective thing.  Many people feel that they know what they like the moment they see it – and that is certainly true.  But taste is something that is developed; something that evolves over time.  That development takes place when you see and experience different forms and examples of art.  Some feel that public art should come from within the community – others feel the search should be world wide.

The judges are: Ian Ross, executive director of the Burlington Art Centre, Emma Quinn, executive director of the Ontario Craft Council, Trevor Copp, artistic director of Tottering Biped Theatre, Natalie Eldershaw, 4th-year Sheridan College art student.

The steering committee that oversaw the process included: Avery Brooks joiner – local youth involved in Culture, Dan Lawrie – project donor;  Brenda Heatherington – BPAC Executive Director, site stakeholder;  Mary-Ellen Heiman – member of BPAC Board and Denise Beard, Acting Manager of Community Development Services for the city of Burlington

The three finalists, chosen out of the 119 submissions to the Call for Submissions the city put out in March of this year, were asked to then create a small model and provide some detail on what they proposed to create.

Those models are now on display at the library on New Street

The project got its start when Burlington businessman Dan Laurie expressed an interest in sponsoring some public art that would be placed in front of the Performing Arts Centre, at the intersection of Elgin and Locust streets in downtown Burlington.  Laurie put up $37,500 of his own money and the city used $75,000 from its Public Art Fund

The Cooke-Sasseville submission, Stay Connected, is made of stainless steel; aluminum; powder-coat paint.  It is 15 feet high x 27 feet wide.

The Cooke-Sasseville submission is certainly the most colourfull of the three.  How will the bright colours stand up to weather over the long haul?

In explaining their submission Cooke-Sasseville had this to say:  “We are proposing the creation of a monumental and playful sculpture that stems from the idea of representing, on an exaggerated scale, a well-known, easily identifiable object that is closely tied to the performing arts: a technical console and connecting cables. Our proposal is visually striking and evocative in its usage of space and it will transcend the objects that it represents, becoming an almost abstract work that brings to mind both vegetation and the human circulatory system. The work will be firmly fixed to the ground and expand into space in a systematic manner, schematizing a perfectly orchestrated choreography where the notions of movement, exchange and transmission are represented.”

“The work that we are submitting suggests a never-ending openness towards the sky and it may be interpreted in many different ways, from the simple representation of everyday objects to the schematization of complex fractals. In doing this, we wish to glorify that which may seem banal but which is really essential, or that which is not seen but which plays a crucial role in the creation of major artistic productions: the technical side of the production as well as the importance of collaborations, human contact, encounters and communication.”

A scale model of the Cooke-Sassville submission.  These Quebec based artists have done a significant amount of public art work throughout North America.

The Peter Powning submission, Spiral Stella,  is to be made of stainless steel; cast bronze and stand 16 feet high and be 30 inches wide.

The Spiral will be 16 feet tall and include in the bronze casting artifacts from the community that could well make this one of the most intriguing pieces of art in the city.

Powning explains his submission this way: “My intent with this proposal is to produce an iconic sculpture of scale that has impact from a distance but which also provides an intimate experience up close. I propose a sculpture that offers an opportunity for discovery, an enhanced sense of local identity, and education opportunities; a community touchstone honouring Burlington and the Performing Arts Centre; its history, natural environment, culture and identity. A key element of this project will be community participation in providing important cultural and historical artifacts to include in the cast bronze spiral. I think of this bronze relief as cultural mulch, incorporating artifacts from the historical to the contemporary.”

“The elements I will be working with are meant to balance content and form in a dynamic approachable sculpture. The obelisk will reflect the sky, patterns of cloud and ambient light, changing hues as the day progresses, the cast bronze provides visual and textural contrast as well as an intimate tactile experience. The formal obelisk shape organizes the various parts of the sculpture in a unified, recognizable whole. In close proximity, it reveals a material richness with layers of cultural content gathered from the people and institutions of Burlington in cast bronze relief. From a distance, this monumental sculpture will be visible as a landmark.”

The section that appears in blue is the part within which the artist will include local artifacts.  No one knows at this point what will be included if this submission is chosen – but if it is chosen – expect everyone in the city to come up with something – it’s going to be out there for everyone to see for at least 50 years – perhaps forever.

What doesn’t become immediately evident in the artists comments is that the people of Burlington will contribute a large part of the Spiral – and he has no idea what the public contribution will be.  Somehow, what people want to see included in the spiral will get to the artist who will include it in the final structure.  That could be very informative and certainly reflect the community.

Aaron Stephen calls his submission In the Round which will be made of cast zinc alloy; architectural zinc sheet and have a diameter of 28 feet.

The In the Round submission is far more complex, and intriguing, than evident in this picture.  That globe graphic is made up of more than 15,000 small figurines.  Interesting approach but the location and the height of the art will need some consideration.

“In the Round”, says the artist, “is composed of over fifteen thousand small human figures traversing the wall of Burlington Performing Arts Centre’s fly tower. Each three-inch metal figure interacts in a unique way. Some mill about, some talk, walk, or just look around – simply depicting a crowd of individuals interacting as we do in everyday life. From a distance the minutia of this crowd disappears while a larger whole becomes apparent. Each individual figure acts as a pixel defining the collective image of a twenty-eight foot world globe.”

“Anyone who has attended a live performance has experienced the curious moments that immediately precede the actual event. In the lobby, crowds mill around and everyday conversation takes place. There is a unique energy in the air that can only be described as communal anticipation. The evening takes a turn as the performer(s) appear on stage. In a brief moment, what previously seemed to be a haphazard group of audience members becomes a single entity.”

“Like the distinctive beginning of a live performance, In the Round encompasses the same feeling of anticipation, movement, and energy. It represents the moment in which the community of Burlington becomes fully engaged and implicated with those on stage.”

Examples of the more than 15,000 figurines that will be used to shape a graphic of the globe in the In the Round submission.

The “official”  illustration doesn’t do justice to this submission.  That it will be at the back of the theatre is a limitation.  What is shown in the official picture is a graphic of the world – what you don’t see is the 15,000 little  figures that will make up the globe.

All three submissions have merit.  Several are unique in the approach they use to involve the person looking at the art.

The city has asked the public to “Tell us what you think!” and have provided a place on the city web site for comments on all three pieces of art.  Log into WHERE and tell the city what you think.  If you can – get over to the Library, and look at the maquettes (fancy word artists use when they really mean to say a model of what they have in mind)

There are also ballot like forms upon which people can write their comments.

The judges will review the comments and come to a final decision.  That final decision doesn’t have to be the selection of a specific piece of art.

The three judges chose three submissions – they could have chosen five or ten but there wasn’t enough money in the budget to give every artist the $1500 grant to prepare the model.

Once the judges go over all the comments they will decide which of the three submissions should become the art that will be placed outside the Performing Arts Centre. The judges do not have to choose one of the three finalists – the decision they make will depend on the public feedback.

The challenge for the judges is – are they going to lead public opinion and help shape it or are they going to follow public opinion.  Attempting to lead public opinion in Burlington is not always a rewarding endeavor.

If public opinion is strongly against any of the three submissions the judges can decide  that none of the three put forward is what the public wants.  What do they do then – and why were just three of the 119 submissions selected?

The selection process had two parts to it.  First review everything that came in and then invite the three the judges thought were the best and ask them to prepare a model of what they were proposing.  Each artist was given $1500 to build their mode.  There wasn’t enough in the budget they had to work with to invite more than three.

This is the second major public art project for Burlington.  The “orchids” ,done by Irish artist Alex Pentek, were liked by many – but just as many couldn’t understand why it was placed in the middle of  busy Upper Middle Road, where it is extremely difficult to see the art as you duck under the railway overpass.  Very poor location.

The Performing Arts Centre is seen as a prime public site and with the right art it will be something people will come to see; providing the city selects what the public is prepared to accept.

Make a point of getting to the library to look at the models.  And let the city know what you like and don’t like – and add why you like what you see as well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Amazing Bed Race takes over Brant Street; No one will be sleeping on these beds.

By Staff

BURLINGTON, ON  September 10, 2012  Beds will be on the move up Brant Street on Sunday, Sept. 23 as the annual Amazing Bed Race returns.

From noon to 3 p.m. teams will compete to see who can push a bed the fastest over a straight-line 100-metre course starting from City Hall.

The event raises funds for The Rotary Club of Burlington North and the Joseph Brant Memorial Hospital Foundation.  In its first two years, the Amazing Bed Race has raised more than $170,000.

As long as all the wheels are on at the Finish Line – 100 yards away – it’s legit.

Thirty-nine teams participated last year with 34 registered so far this year. Teams will fund raise, build or borrow a bed, decorate it and race it.

Each team is guaranteed two races. They will be timed with the fastest 16 squads moving into a single elimination round. Teams will race two at a time with the fastest of the 16 being declared the overall winner.

Last year’s event added a Kids Stroller Race and it will be held again this year. It is open to kids between the ages of 4 and 12. They will race with their own stroller in a straight line for 25 metres wearing a helmet. It runs from 12:45-1:15 p.m.

Amazing Bed Race. The event is a fund raiser for the hospital foundation.

Prizes will be awarded to the grand champion bed-racing winner, to the top fundraising team and for the best-decorated bed/team.

Registration has been extended to Sept. 13. Day-of sign in is at 11 a.m.  If you are interested in registering a team, sponsorships, fundraising or need more information, contact Emma Fitzpatrick at the Joseph Brant Memorial Hospital Foundation by e-mailing efitzpatrick@jbmh.com or calling 905-632-3737, ext. 5542.

Donations can be made at https://www.amazingbedrace.ca/.


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For every bear that ever there was. Will gather there for certain, because. Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

By Staff

BURLINGTON, ON  August 29.2012  If you missed getting your kids to the Royal Botanical Gardens for the Fairy Queen visit – you can make amends and make sure they get a chance to attend the Teddy Bear Picnic that will take place on two days:

Every little girl has a very favorite Teddy Bear that can be taken to the Royal Botanical Garden Teddy Bear Picnic.

Saturday, September 2, from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., and Sunday, September 3, from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.

Picnics are being held at the RBG’s Rock Garden, 680 Plains Rd. W

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Light summer entertainment at band shell. Alchemy Unplugged takes audience through a 90 minute program that ends to soon.

By Pepper Parr

BURLINGTON, ON August 21, 2012  It was one of those summer evenings when the living is easy.

The mosquitoes weren’t biting and the air was cool enough for some people to wear sweaters as they set their chairs out on the lawn in front of the Band shell at Central Park next to the library.

Seniors with their chairs set out in neat rows listening to Alchemy Unplugged at the Band shell last week.

While no one told people where to put their chairs – there they were set out in neat rows, but all some distance from the stage – which is unusual for concerts.

Singing a tune and scanning the crowd Lisa Farmer entertains seniors at the band shell on a summer night.

Lisa Farmer and Daren Swanson – known in the world of music as Alchemy Unplugged, were on the stage as part of the city’s summer entertainment program.  Lisa and Daren are a favourite with the seniors set.  They write music of their own and are in the process of recording an album at their own studio.

Daren is the kind of guy who can string things together and actually make them work.

Lisa serves as back up on the technical side but when it comes to the voice – hers is definitely the dominant one.  She has a nice, light clear tone and can move from boogey woogey to soul searching blues and then blast out a piece done by the Eagles.

While the audience didn’t rush the stage there was a gentleman who could move rather well to the different tunes and he just needed to be out there grooving away in his own world.  Then there was a delightful young lady who found the music much to her liking and she too climbed up on the stage and for a few minutes danced with Lisa and then decided she would just park herself at the feet of the entertainers and wave her arms to the sway of the sound.

Lisa Farmer and Daren Swanson are a favourite with the seniors crowd. The two of them harmonize very nicely and have an album in the works.

She wasn’t doing any harm but there came a point when it was time for her to leave and Lisa, in a beautiful dignified manner helped the young woman off the stage and back to her parents.  No fuss, no bother.  The youth was enjoying the music and was doing what came naturally to her.  The polite, dignified way she was handled was a pleasure to see.

When she left with her parents – Lisa called out – good night.  She should have been given a round of applause for that gesture.

All part of the way Burlington is – polite.


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For the fifth year people have gathered on the shores of Lake Ontario to play in the sand during Burlington`s Children`s Festival.

By Pepper Parr

They gather in the hundreds and spend hours building sand castles.  There are the professional sand castle builders; then there are the Family efforts, that can be quite amazing and then there are what five, six and seven year olds build.

This is what happens when you let a professional get into a pike of sand. This one, being worked on by Sandi ‘Castle’ Stirling, delighted everyone.

This year it was just the same.

It was a perfect summer day. Just at the edge of the horizon sail boats tacked back and forth while people strolled along the edge of the water.

The pro’s were out there working on the big ones while the artists in progress were toiling away with their individual efforts.  While the crowds were not what the Beachway has seen in the past – it was the public making great use of a wonderful location.

Parking was a challenge but this Sunday we didn’t see the bylaw enforcement officers putting a ticket on anything that had four wheels.  Smart move city hall.

The music was light summer stuff – the Beach Boys sound and the crowds loved it.

The people putting together a A Cultural Action Plan for the city went to the community and asked people: What is culture to you and where do you look for it in Burlington. The group took a booth at the Children’s Festival and had children make their mark on a choice list. Interesting approach.

This year there was en element of culture thrown in.  Jeremy Freiburger, who heads up the development of the city`s Cultural Action Plan was asking the children and their parents where they looked for culture in Burlington and asking where did they find it?

His was an interesting approach to gathering information from the public.

Sculpting lots were laid out waiting for people to show up and begin working with sand. By the end of the day the lots were full with every imaginable idea built with sand.

The Festival was a two day event with the first day focused on the Beachway where the sand sculpture competitions took place.  People were able to register in advance and get a small lot assigned to them.

There were prizes in five categories: Adult, Youth, child, family and The People`s Choice.

The People`s Choice went to the Andrews family who really worked as a team.  Those who were not sculpting stood and held umbrellas over those who had their hands in the sand.

Adult prizes were:

1st:          Azva Bowron – Sponge Bob Square Pants

2nd:         John Bowron – Castle

3rd          Eunice Harvey – Flower

It wasn’t just about sand castles and playing in the water. Face painting was part of the event as well

In the Youth category prize winners were:

1st:          Julia Barnes – Man watching animals

2nd:         Matthew Souter – Igloo and snowman

3rd:         Jeff Behr – Tiger

In the Child category the winners were:

1st:          Mitchell Green-Johns – Dolphins

2nd:         Katie Green-Johns – Dragon Fly

3rd:         Lulia Skumuter – Flower

The Andrews Family took top prize in the Adult category as well as the People’s Choice prize Their winning effort was “under construction” in this photograph.

In the Family category the prize winners were:

1st :         The Andrews Family – Dragon and Castle

2nd:         Mifsud Family – Jungle Animals

3rd:         Barnes Family – Castle

The sand castle builders always had attentive audiences

The People Choice went to the first prize winners in the Family category – The Andrews Family with the Dragon and Castle sculpture.

Each year the Children`s  Festival has a sand castle theme.

The Children`s Festival is a two day event with Day2 taking place at Spencer Smith Park and runs from 10:00 am to 10 pm.  This is the 20th year of the Festival in Burlington.  The theme this year Jungle Safari:  the park will be overrun by Tarzans & Janes & Jungle Creatures! Themed around jungle fun, children will enjoy great activities targeted to them such as:

Live entertainment,  Play zones, Inflatables, Character meet & greet, Shows, Kids’ marketplace and the  Jungle Promenade Parade.  Add crafts and the NEW Infant marketplace & activities.

The evening ends with an outdoor showing of the film Madagascar 2

 


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Men are really wonderful, even when proud, stubborn and a little bit pig-headed.

By Margaret Lindsay Holton

I recently moved.  And, as anyone who has been through this anxious ordeal knows, moving, if not carefully planned out, can be a logistical nightmare. In preparation, I had meticulously prepared what was going where, sorted which boxes were to go to what specific location, marked said boxes for the movers in black and red markers, and basically got ‘mover ready’. I was determined to leave behind a clean empty house.

Two items were of concern. I was taking two appliances with me. Item one was a 1997 washing machine (worked perfectly) and item two was a bulky Maytag refrigerator that had a deep lower fridge portion, (which I liked and wanted.) Both items were large, cumbersome and very heavy. Both were going to need two strong movers using an appliance dolly to get them out.

I measured the door opening between the kitchen-dining room area to make sure that the appliances would fit through on route to the truck, and discovered, yes, the washing machine would fit, no problem, but no, the fridge frame was too wide by a quarter inch. Thus, the doors of the refrigerator would have to come off.  In the basement, I found the prefect sized wrench to remove the door bolts and put it on top of the fridge, with a small plastic bag for the disassembled bits, ready too for the movers.

The big day arrived. On Wednesday, August 1st. at 9am, after emptying the contents of the refrigerator into a cooler, I went and got the 14’ U-Haul cube truck. I gingerly backed up the beastie so that the cavernous back would open up unfettered to the front door. I rolled the appliance dolly into the kitchen. I was ready for the ‘movers’. Everything was ‘on schedule.’

Never argue with man and his tape measure. © Photography by Margaret Lindsay Holton

Bonus. The first of three strong male movers arrived early. He asked me what I wanted him to do first. I told him that the doors on the refrigerator had to come off so that it would go out the kitchen into the dining room to get to the front door and out to the truck. He looked at the door opening and said, “Naw. It will fit. Just remove the refrigerator handles, not the whole doors.” I handed him the tape measure, and said, “You might want to double check that.”  Miffed that I would challenge his perceptual acuity, he briskly measured the width and depth of the fridge, and measured the width of the door opening. “SEE?” said he, “Lots of room!  We only have to remove the handles, not the entire doors.”  “Are you SURE?”  said  I. “ABSOLUTELY”, said he, as he pointedly placed the tape measure back on the counter.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years, never argue with a man and a tape measure. I left him as he began to remove only the refrigerator door handles and went upstairs to finish tidying up there.

When I returned to the kitchen, the two other movers had arrived. All three of them were trying to jimmy the now handle-less refrigerator strapped onto the appliance dolly out through the kitchen-dining room door opening. The dolly was screeching back and forth on the kitchen linoleum as they took one run after another. All were giving instructions: ‘Go left a bit. Go back a foot. Go right 2 inches. Got it here. Go forward. Go left a few centimeters. Go back.’ But still, the refrigerator would not fit through. I meekly suggested that maybe they should take off the entire refrigerator doors. This suggestion was abruptly dismissed. Instead, the MEN decided it would be “Easier & Quicker” to just remove the kitchen-dinning room door off its swing hinge, (rather than unstrap the securely bound refrigerator from the dolly.)  I left them to it.

Door handles © Photography by Margaret Lindsay Holton

An hour later, the move had ground to a halt. Two of the guys, (not the guy who had  measured the refrigerator), were fixated on removing the kitchen-dining room swing door from its upper and lower sockets. That old wooden door, painted several times during the decades, was deeply embedded into the door frame. Without electrical tools on hand, prying loose those old painted over screws and pulling out those old embedded socket hinges demanded dogged determination and a strong set of hands. Another strong set were needed to hold the heavy door level. It was proving to be hard work just to get that door off.

And where was the guy who had so confidently said to remove ONLY the refrigerator door handles?

I found him, a big strong sweating man, on the other side of the swing door, in the dining room.  He too had stopped carrying stuff to the truck.  Instead, somewhat sheepishly, he was very carefully vacuuming up all the aged paint and wood bit chips that were flying off that stuck door and frame as the other two struggled to set that old door free.

It was a poignant vignette.  In that instant, I concluded that men really are wonderful, even though they can be proud, stubborn and even a little bit pig-headed.

Margaret Lindsay Holton is both an environmentalist and an acerbic social activist.  She is an artist of some renown and the designer of  a typeface.  She is also a photographer and the holder of opinions she will share with you in an instant.   She appears as an Our Burlington columnist every two weeks.

 

 

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Great weather – great water conditions – Burlington Beachway just fine reports regional Health department.

By Staff

BURLINGTON, ON  August 17, 2012   Beach water monitoring by the Regional Health staff on August 14 revealed the following beaches are safe for swimming:

Beachway water is safe – jump in

Burlington – Beachway Park

Halton Hills – Prospect Park Old Beach

Milton – Kelso Conservation Area

Oakville – Coronation Park East

The following beaches are unsafe for swimming:

•       Oakville – Coronation Park West, Bronte Park Beach.

Remember to take sun screen and to park legally along the Beachway.

Have fun

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There are no “diamonds on the souls of their shoes”, but there is certainly chemistry as Alchemy Unplugged takes to the stage.

By Pepper Parr

BURLINGTON, ON  August 13, 2012  She has a sweet, almost pretty sound.  It’s light, lyrical – evocative at times.  Give her a chance though and she can get as raunchy as the best of them – but music for Lisa Nicole is about being happy and having fun.

Waiting for their call to the stage. Lisa Nicole and Daren Swanson

She and her husband take to the stage at the Central Park Band shell Wednesday evening as part of the city’s summer program.   The two of them work very well together – they own the stage the moment they get on it and while there is just the two of them they do each have their own guitar – so there is a chance for Burlington to once again show the world that eight million is just a drop in the bucket when it comes to getting hits with social media.

The last time Burlington did this, when introducing  Walk off the Earth to the rest of the world.  That group was made up of five people and the one guitar – OK so that group had a bit of help from a BIG name,  but if we do this right and the Burlington Olympians (we have five of them and right now Olympians are hot) get on this band wagon we just might manage to skyrocket these two to a whole new level.

How do you do that?  Well first – listen to the sound.  They will be playing at the band shell in Central Park on Wednesday, the 15th from 7:30 to 9:00 pm.

The two, Lisa and Daren refer to themselves as Alchemy Unplugged, a duo that was formed in 2002.

Lisa Nicole and Daren Swanson will take the Central Park band shell Wednesday the 15th

Daren wrote a piece about a homeless guy he passed on the streets of Toronto.  As I listened to the lyrics I realized – I know that man.  He sits on a cushion almost every day of the week selling cheap ball point pens out of a tin cup and telling the women they look like Marilyn Monroe and they should be in Hollywood.  The men get told that they look like Robert Redford.  He isn’t a beggar – he is selling you a ball point pen.

When I asked Daren – do you remember the man’s name – he said – I never asked – neither had I but if you bump into him on the street – buy a pen and say hello for Daren and me.

What makes this man, who looks homeless, unique is that twice a week he goes to the hospital and gets plugged into a dialysis machine to have his blood cleaned.

Listen to the music about this man.  It’s what’s in store for you if you happen to spend part of a summer evening at the band shell in Central Park.

 

 

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From the video screen to the outdoors green – Conservation Authority has advice for parents and 50 things to do before you’re 12.

By Staff

BURLINGTON, ON   August 13, 2012   The Conservation is getting into marketing and helping parents get the kids off the couch and away from the screen and out into the green.

Getting them away from the screen and out into the green – Mountsberg has a great program.

“Does your child suffer from Nature Deficit Disorder, or do you just want them to take a break from screen time and get some green time? “ they ask.  And they offer a 50 Things To Do Before You’re 12 program.

It all starts Sunday August 19, from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the Mountsberg Conservation Area.  It includes many activities some ‘old timers’ may remember doing as kids.

Mountsberg offers great outdoor programs year round. A must visit if you`re raising children

At 50 Things To Do Before You’re 12, children will learn how to use a compass, build a fort, start a fire without matches or skip a stone on the lake. Mountsberg is especially excited to welcome Maple Hill Tree Services who will help you to climb a big tree, without having to worry about falling.

50 Things To Do Before You’re 12 is based on a list created by the United Kingdom’s National Trust. All the activities engage children and their families with nature in a way that is sure to create long term family memories.

Mountsberg is an incredible collection of things to do. This little guy would never get a chance to do something like this – churning – anywhere else

The program is part of a response to the growing disconnect between children and nature. He coined the term ‘Nature Deficit Disorder’ to describe the poor physical and emotional health of children and adults due to the lack of direct exposure to the outdoors.

There is no additional charge for the program; it is included with regular gate fees, and free for Conservation Halton Annual members. It will be a great day full of family fun, who knows maybe you can prove you are the greatest stone skipper of all time!

Getting there: Mountsberg Conservation Area is located on Milburough Line, five km west of Campbellville, ON, between Highway 6 South and the Guelph Line.

 

 

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Grownups play in the sand – and get paid for doing just that, will be at the Burlington Beachway August 18/19 for the Children’s Festival

By Staff

BURLINGTON, ON  August 10, 2012  They`ve been doing it for 21 years – playing in the sand, to the delight of hundreds of children.  It happens every August at Beachway Park during the Annual Children’s Festival, the highlight of which is the sand sculpting competition, an event that is open to participants of all ages and abilities.

You don`t have to be sand castle builder to enjoy the event. Visitors can see local sand sculptors Sandi ‘Castle’ Stirling and Nick Blandin, winners of several North American sand sculpting awards, and Sharon Nesbitt, People’s Choice winner from the 2010 competition.

Tanya Kastl will also join the event this year. The four sculptors can be seen sculpting their jungle themed master pieces throughout the event.

Now that is a sandbox. Expert Sandi “Castle” Stirling will be in Burlington August 18, building sand castles

Sand sculpting competitions will be held for adults (10 a.m. to 3 p.m.), families (noon to 3 p.m.), youth (noon to 3 p.m.) and children ages 4 to 12 years (2 to 3 p.m.).

Sculpting will be judged by the sand sculptors beginning at 3 p.m. with winners announced after 4 p.m. Attendees are encouraged to fill out a ballot to help choose the winner of the People’s Choice Award.

In addition to the People’s Choice Award, prizes are awarded for first, second and third prize in all four categories. First prize includes a commemorative trophy featuring a handmade sandcastle. A small fee is needed to enter the competition. Those interested in competing should preregister using RecExpress, at City Hall or Tansley Woods to guarantee a spot.

Sandi “Castle” Stirling has been building sand castles for more than 15 years during which time she has delighted tens of thousands of children.

On-site registration opens at 9 a.m. and is first-come, first- served.

Saturday’s free event runs from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. and will feature entertainment by the Beach Party Boys, Mystic Drumz and Safari Science. Event attendees will also have the chance to walk on water with What A Ball and try Stand Up Paddle Boarding (SUP) on Lake Ontario.

Sunday’s program includes free children’s entertainment and jungle-themed activities. Everyone is invited to join the festivities at Spencer Smith Park from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. with our outdoor movie starting at 8:30 p.m. showing Madagascar 2.

Themed performances include an interactive Jungle Cat World show; a Jungle Jack puppet show; a tribute to Katy Perry; Safari Science; and Madagascar: Circus, Circus performance and Alex the Lion meet and greet. Children are invited to come dressed as a jungle themed animal or safari adventurer for our Promenade Parade at 12:30 p.m.  The festival will also feature inflatable bouncers; face painting; crafts; a children’s marketplace; an obstacle course; games; a food court; and amazing balloon creations.

If you want to get serious about building a sand castle – log into this web site where you’ll find all kinds of tips and instructions and learn how a woman, who started out watching others make sand castles and  found herself in the business of making the things herself and then teaching others how to do it.


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Are we giving people who use Beachway Park the information they need and are entitled to in terms of water safety?

By Pepper Parr

BURLINGTON, ON  August 9, 2012  Water quality at the Burlington Beachway is just fine.  Oakville’s Coronation Park East is still not safe – that’s been that way for some time.

The Halton Region Health Department monitors the water quality at public beaches throughout Halton.  We get the information from the Region and pass it along to our readers.

Many people don’t go near the water when they go to the beach but those who do swim have the right to know the water is safe and that they are personally safe as well. Lifeguards do that job.

Beach water monitoring on August 6 revealed the following beaches are safe for swimming:

Burlington – Beachway Park

Halton Hills – Prospect Park Old Beach

Milton – Kelso Conservation Area

The following beaches are unsafe for swimming:

Oakville – Coronation Park East, Coronation Park West,  Bronte Park Beach.

This is great information if you’re a regular reader of Our Burlington, but alas, not everyone reads what we have to say.

When you walk out to the Beachway there are days when you can see literally hundreds of people enjoying the water.  In the past, when the water was not deemed safe by the Region, the public had no way of knowing the water was not deemed to be safe.

At one point the Region used to divide the Beachway into North and South – with no really clear dividing line between the north and the south.

On a long weekend there are far more people using Beachway Park in Burlington than the number using the beach shown above – we don’t employ lifeguards nor do we post adequate signs to explain the condition of the water. The city owes its public better service on this one.

The Region did provide a map that we posted – but then they discarded the North and South parts and just call it the Beachway – which was fine.

The problem however is that there isn’t any way for those who don’t read Our Burlington to know the water is not safe.  There is a solution.

Do what other jurisdictions do;  Put up signs or put up flags that tell the people what the water condition is.

On those occasions when there are literally hundreds of people using the beach – where are the lifeguards?  It will cost money to hire lifeguards – which the Region or the city will do in a flash the moment there is a drowning.

Time for the city to take a hard look at the way the beach is used by the public and what the city should be providing in the way of safety services.


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Do you want to help tell the Burlington story to a television audience? Got some experience with a video camera? Jump in.

By Pepper Parr

BURLINGTON, ON  August 7, 2012  Is the world just waiting for your videography skills?

Do you really know that you are great behind a video camera and that all you need is a chance and once you have that chance you are on your way to Hollywood fame?

Stand by – there is an opportunity coming your way.  Give a listen.

WNED, a Buffalo television station that is part of the PBS television network, which is a sort of copy cat of our CBC is looking for 20 to 25 videographers to produce material for a one hour production.  Many people in southwestern Ontario, according to WNED, see the station as their CBC.

The Burlington story – to be told by the people of Burlington on American television.

This is a great opportunity.  If you have some ideas that you think would make great television WNED wants to hear from you.  If you are good with a video camera and want to get some practical experience WNED wants to hear from you.

Lynne Bader-Gregory is the producer behind this series which WNED has done on both sides of the border.  She will be in Burlington early in September to meet with the volunteers who want to take part in this program.  She will brainstorm with people, give videographers technical tips on how to capture an image; work with people on their ideas and then give them two to two and a half weeks to get into the field and do their filming.

For anyone wanting some real experience with video – give this a look.  If it isn’t for you – then think of someone who would be interested and pass it along.

This is a chance to get some experience and tell the Burlington story as well.

Editing for the one hour television program, will be done sometime in November at which time WNED will announce the air date.  The program will be something like a video scrapbook of the people, places and happenings of Western New York and Southern Ontario towns as seen through the eyes of their residents.

People will use their cameras to shoot footage.   WNED-TV will give you a one hour blank videotape for each volunteer in the format of their choice. There are no restrictions as to age or experience and no cost to participate. Just a willingness to be part of the project.

Bader-Gregory has some of the volunteers they want but they’d like to have a full compliment which is 20 to 25 people.  Volunteers are asked to attend one of two pre-production organizational meetings to answer any questions about the project and to brainstorm a list of subjects to videotape.  After footage has been shot, all volunteers participate in an on-camera interview about their subject.

Contact  Lynne Bader-Gregory, Senior Producer, WNED.  716-845-7000, ext. 251 or email her at

lbader-gregory@wned.org


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Pixies congregate at Botanical Gardens to meet Mystical Creatures.

By Pepper Parr

BURLINGTON, ON  August 6, 2012  I called them “pixies”: there were hundreds of them; they came from everywhere and had congregated on the grounds of the Hendrie Park at the Royal Botanical Gardens on a sunny summer holiday.

These “junior pixies” were settling in for a time to talk and whisper and plan on which Mystical Creature they would meet next.

They were there for the Enchanted Garden weekend and also to meet the Mystical Creatures that included Melody the Bird Song Fairy.

Poppy, Queen of the Faeries held court and listened to the wishes of all the pixies that came before her.

Flora the Flower Fairy was there as well but before a pixie could meet a Mystical Creature the pixie had to have their faces painted.  It helped if they had their pixie dresses on as well.

Poppy, the Queen of the Faeries was on hand and she met every pixie that came by her tent.

Oberon, the Dwarf King signed documents for all the pixies that passed by.

Oberon the Dwarf King signed a document for every pixie that stopped by his station as well.

One of the 15 Mystical Creatures the pixies got to meet with and learn all about the flowers, the trees, the Lilly pads and the caterpillars that are part of the Hendrie Park.

The 14 Elf`s, Fairy`s, Painter`s and Gnome`s were stationed about the garden so that the pixies could find them and learn what it was these Mystical Creatures were doing in the Garden.

All the flowers and plants and shrubs and trees were looking their very best.  The Enchanted Crab Apple Tree was actually behaving – not being crabby.

The Mystical Creatures live in the garden and take care of the plants, keep the flowers beautiful, the trees strong and the grasses tall.

Before the pixies could head out to meet the Mystical Creatures they had to have their faces painted so that the Mystical Creatures would know they were real pixies.

And the pixies roamed and romped around the grounds wearing their costumes and painted faces – there to delight everyone and to see what mischief they could find.


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General Sir Isaac Brock exhorts citizens to join the armed forces and beat back the Americans who had invaded Lower Canada.

By Pepper Parr

BURLINGTON, ON  August 6, 2012  Marvelous Mike was there, asking – “did you get the cheque?” Mike delivers money from the federal government in Ottawa to the good people of Burlington, who in return put a check mark beside his name every four years or so, which sends him back to Ottawa so he can continue doing the same thing.  It’s a nice job.

With Marvelous Mike out of the way, Dave Vollick, the Town Crier who served as Master of Ceremonies for the John Brant Day at LaSalle Park, worked his way down the food chain from MP, to MPP, to Regional Chair to Mayor.  That’s what we pay these guys for – to come out and say hello.

As Vollick called up each of the dignitaries he sounded a bit like the ring  master at a wrestling match calling out the names of the participants.  Regional Chair Gary Carr asked if perhaps Vollick was available to the Region; Carr thought he would be useful in getting the Regional message out.

From the left, John Norton, Sir Isaac Brock and John Brant at the LaSalle Park Brant Day event. All three men played a very significant role in the War of 1812. While Brock lost his life at Queenston Height, Brant and Norton went on to play major roles in the growth of the native community.

With the dignitaries off the stage we got to hear from General Sir Isaac Brock and John, the son of Joseph Brant, both of whom were done as en-actors telling us a part of the story of the War of 1812 – which few in the area know all that much about.

That War was the first the new American republic declared on anyone anywhere – and they lost that war.  Since then, Canada and the United States have worked their differences out peacefully.

A smart bunch of people were hired to put together a series of events to tell the War of 1812 story and how Brock  worked with the aboriginal people to beat back the Americans.  Joseph Brant died in 1807 and wasn’t a part of this war but his son John served with Brock in many battles.

Protocol and discipline were what made the British troops the fighters they were. Here an officer takes the salute from his troops.

One of the difficulties Brock had while preparing for the war with the Americans,was finding enough volunteers and then training them properly.  He traveled between York (now called Toronto) and the Niagara Peninsula and passed through Burlington frequently.

Unlike the Americans we don’t do much work on our local history and can’t point to buildings and say “Brock slept there”.  We can point to the almost exact spot at Queenston Heights where Brock was felled by a bullet from a sniper.

Monday, at LaSalle Park, we heard one of the Proclamations Brock read out to the people of the area exhorting them to sign up and serve King and Country and beat back the Americans.

To commemorate that War and all the events that were part of it, a  Brock en-actor is doing a walk from York through to Port Dover over the balance of the week.

Different regiments that took part in the War of 1812 were on hand for the Brant Day event at LaSalle Park where Sir Isaac Brock met with John Brant and John Norton – all three were participants in the Queenton Heights battle where Brock lost his life.

There was a very solid crowd on hand for the event.  Probably more than 100 War of 1812 en-actors with their encampments and camp followers dressed in period costume.

Two things stood out for me.  We learned nothing about the various regiments that were on hand.  Who were the guys in the grey uniforms and what did they do?  And who were the guys in the red uniforms?  Were they the ones that stormed Queenston Heights with Brock?

There was a missed opportunity to get into some of the detail of those battles.  Where were these men recruited? What did they get paid?  The British were famous for their battle formations and their tight drills.  It would have been something to see these drills done out there on that field with a volley of musket fire and Generals barking out orders.

Instead we got to see the Burlington Teen Tour Band who were wise enough to take off their uniform jackets – it was a scorcher.

We saw very little of the native community this year – again.  The natives and the Museums of Burlington don’t have a very good working relationship.

A 7 year old aboriginal boy demonstrated using hoops at the Brant Day event at LaSalle Park

There was one young man, a 7 year old aboriginal, showing us where has was in his “hoop dance” training.  The adult with him beat out a sound from a small drum and called out a dance tune as the young lad did each of the routines.  I look forward to coming back in a year or so and seeing this young man in full warrior dress doing a superb hoop dance.

The day at LaSalle Park has been traditionally called Joseph Brant Day but this year it was named John Brant day and the focus was to be on his son and his relationship to Brock.  Other than a few words said by the John Brant en-actor we heard nothing and learned less from this young man.  Another opportunity missed.


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Book store launches candidate for American Presidential election. Eh? Really!

By Pepper Parr

BURLINGTON, ON  August 4, 2012  It was billed as a bit of political theatre – in a bookstore.

What was Ian Elliott over at The Different Drummer up to now?

It was an election rally – sort of.  It was a book launch – sort of.

It was certainly a different play on US-Canadian election processes.

Brian Calvert co-author of  “America, but better”, told an audience that he was sitting with chums in Vancouver with his co-author, Chris Cannon, thinking about the American presidential election and commiserating over the qualities of the different candidates and said to Cannon:   “What America needs is more of us in their lives”.

They run their elections and we run ours.

Calvert wasn’t prepared to leave it at that.  “What, he wondered, if Canada ran as a candidate in the American election for president?”

It was a novel approach – could it work?  Canada would be the candidate

Bumper sticker for the Canada Party candidate in the US presidential elections. Launch of the political party took place in Burlington last week.

And that’s what Calvert’s book is all about.  Written in a light, meant to be a bit of a send up tone, not a word of which is to be taken seriously.  The kind of thing you would read parts of to friends or leave in the outhouse along with an old Eaton’s catalogue for those who find they need a place for some peace and quiet and personal contemplation.

There were definitely some upsides to the proposition and the opportunity for some fresh thinking.

In the introduction the two authors set out the why of what they want to do.

“Hello America, it’s us – Canada

“We’re you’re next door neighbour, and the paper thin border has done little to muffle the sound of your political anguish, so we are pursuing the only option left.  We want you to elect us the next President of the United States.”

“We had a chat with the rest of the world, and everyone agrees your addiction to dangerous, divisive politics has gotten out of hand, and you’re headed for an overdose.”

“We’re offering you the chance to kick back for a while and let a trusted friend cook your meals and fluff your pillow, giving you time to do some healing and generally reevaluate yourr place in the universe.  So this is not an invasion; it’s an intervention.”

“Why are we qualified to lead America?  Because we are America Jr., the little brother who has idolized you since we were baby colonies spitting up in Britain’s lap.  We’ve grown up together, tamed a frontier together, laughed, cried, bled, overeaten at Thanksgiving, and conquered outer space together.”

“We share the same spacious skies and amber waves of grain, the same purple mountain majesties, the same sea to the same shining sea .”

“Which is why it has been with great sadness, and more than a little nausea, that we have witnessed our American brothers and sisters betrayed over the past decade by privately owned politicians who have created franchises out of persecuting the dis-enfranchised, fetishized ignorance at the expense of reason, deprived citizens of their civil liberties in the name of a very profitable notion of security, and driven up tax payers debt to finance solid gold pockets to carry their other gold.”

“We have watched from a distance with the same horrified stare one might impart on a bus load of kittens being carried away by a tornado.  We have watched class warfare committed by classless bourgeoisie.  We have watched as huddled masses yearning to breathe free were told that it is un-American to huddle, mass, yearn or breathe.  We have watched, and for years have asked ourselves, “Isn’t someone going to help those poor folks!?”

“And then we realized: we are a somebody.  And we are not just an “outside the beltway” candidate, we are outside the border.  So we have written this book – translated from Canadian to American English – to explain our platform and convince you that you are better off getting an overhaul from an honest mechanic than being scrapped by China and sold for parts.”

Authors often refer to this table at the Different Drummer as the next best thing to an ATM – it’s the place readers come to have their books signed – which means a purchase has been made. What’s interesting to watch at the Different Drummer is how many people buy multiple copies.
Here Brian Calvert, co-author of America, but better.

That is what the book is about – They call it the Canada Party Manifesto.  The right to bear arms that the Americans are so in love with – it was the second amendment to their Constitution – gets easily solved.   The Americans can have all the weapons they want – they just can’t buy the ammunition – the Canada Party would outlaw bullets.  There – that’s that problem solved.

If the Canada Party were to win the election campaign and become the President of the United States – who would sit in the White Houses?  You, and you and you and you.  Each of us would get our 15 minutes of fame and be President of the United States for a really, really short period of time – that way we wouldn’t do too much damage.

Calvert was pretty sure he was on to something here and he convinced a publisher to produce his book and then convinced Ian Cameron at the Different Drummer  to hold the book launch.

You could buy a copy of the book – but more interesting – you got a bumper sticker instead of a bookmark as your take away.

Calvert expects that at some point he will be a guest on the Colbert Report where he will debate with Stephen Colbert on how Canada can help the Americans solve one of their more significant problems – finding a new President.

You heard about it first in Burlington, Ontario.


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Historic re-enactment between John Brant and General Sir Isaac Brock will take place at LaSalle Park Monday August 6th.

By Pepper Parr

BURLINGTON, ON  July 31, 2012  August is always a great month for Burlington and things to do.  Along with the traditional, this year there will be a series of events that tie into the War of 1812 festivities and what that historical event meant to Burlington.

While Joseph Brant gets most of the historical attention in this city – having a museum with your name on it will do that – this year Brant’s son, John will be featured because of his relationship with General Sir Isaac Brock and the Battle of Queenston Heights.

John Brant will meet with Sir Isaac at the Annual Brant Day event held at LaSalle Park, Monday, August 6th; 10 am to 5 pm, as part of a re-enactment

Brant had seven children – Burlington Streets are named after two sons and a daughter – John, James and Elizabeth Street.  John became almost as heavily involved in native affairs as his Father was.  Joseph Brant was not alive during the Wars of 1812 – he died in 1807.

Three men who played critical roles in the War of 1812 – especially the Queenton Height battle. John Brant, son of Joseph Brant and John Norton along with General Sir Isaac Brock were part of the early War of 1812 battles

His son John took part in the battle at Queenston Heights where Brock lost his life.  John Norton, a young man who,  while born British, became a Mohawk and was tutored and guided by Joseph Brant will also be a part of the re-enactments

John Brant survived the battle at Queenston Heights and went on to become the first native to be elected to the Ontario Legislature and played a large role in the development of the Grand River reserve that his Father first negotiated with the British government.

The day will be rich with history and pageantry and the Brant family will be front and centre – not always something that happens at LaSalle Park during their annual Brant Day events. Along with the re-enactments, there will be a military skirmish, native culture interpretation, traditional artisans and much more.

The day after, Tuesday, August 7th, from  10 am to 2 pm,  at the Dundurn National Historic Site, Hamilton, Brock will  meet with David Beasley – historian and descendant of Burlington Heights landowner.

The Hamilton Military Museum and Dundurn Castle’s main floor and basement will be open for FREE self-guided tours. Live music with Muddy York and talks by David Beasley will happen during the day. Let the kids dress-up and be part of military drills or enjoy tours of the grounds and garden. Come out for this free day of festivities!

Burlington Heights and what are called the Burlington Races are the significant events as far as Burlington’s involvement in the War of 1812 is concerned.  There is a spot on the Heights where one can stand and see past the Skyway and into Burlington where several warship battles took place that many believe the War of 1812 was won by the British.

The War of 1812 was the first war the Americans declared on anyone – and they lost that one.  Not something the Americans are all that keen to admit.

The Brock Walk is a government of Ontario tourism sponsored event that brings our history to a level we can easily understand.  Burlington’s geography  actually played a large and very significant role in that war.


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